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So my options after work today are my usual hot sweaty ballet class, or schmoozing with some clients at Sunsets in Wayzata.

you could do some hot sweaty schmoozing with clients.

Heh I could but some how I don't think these will be clients I will be inclined to get sweaty with. Our sales guy did say that he thinks I should wine and dine a client once a month. I told him I'll start with the single hot male clients.

bertine's company sends her to those things because she's the token female programmer. it's kinda funny.

Boss asked if I wanted to go to Subway for lunch. My coworkers have decided that it's because I'm wearing a skirt today that I'm getting invited out.

I had several sort of "followers" on our user group boat ride last month. I suppose I was the only single 20-something female on the boat.

haha. like he just realized you're a girl?

dating anyone even closely related to work is baaaaad mojo. although you may agree that in the tech industry, wanting to date anyone from work would be laughable.

Yeah, no dating in the crew we got here. It's not a pretty sight.

here the only guys are heart-attack dude and the guy who looks like shaggy from scooby doo. we used to have the guy who showered only once a week or so, too. SCORE!

and then there's me and the officemates... three bitchy recently broken-up women. we're a barrel of monkeys.

My workplace consists of office admin lady, annoying coworker guy that talks to himself, married nice guy, married sales guy, gay boss, and boss that drives me nuts.

we should totally get our offices together for a battle.

I would pit you against annoying coworker. The first day he was here he was telling everyone how he could kick them in the head. He's some sort of martial artist, but you know the type, the kind that does competitions. To me that's not *real* martial arts. Anyways maybe you can wack him with your sword before he kicks you in the head.

oh yeah. i could take him. his leg would be off before he even got into that stupid karate kid pose.

Nice and if you could take out my annoying boss while you're at it, this place might be tolerable.

i'm thinking of changing my title from 'web girl' to 'web avenger'.

That would look good on a business card.

Based on the conversation, I am feeling pretty good about myself right now. I think I may be at or near the top of the food chain in the male catergory in either one of your offices!! Sweet!

(I know, not saying much, but It what I got!)

HEY!! Jenni!! You need angry redhead on your card as well!


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